1. The Burger King mascot scares the shit out of me.

2. People need to smile at each other more. I've noticed that while walking around in public places I don't get smiled at too much. There could be a few possible reasons for this: 1) I'm ugly and people would rather look away, 2) people are assholes and don't care to smile, 3) it's a geographically specific thing and Fresnans are anti-social, or 4) they're too busy to smile or notice people walking past them. Perhaps it's my retail background or I just like to smile at people, but it's always a nice, reassuring feeling to get a smile from a stranger. Try it.

3. I'm not done, but I don't have any more time. I'm sure you're at the edge of your seat for the continuation.