More Misanthropic Musings

1. I think I'm going to call in drunk today. I'm not drunk, but if I stayed home instead of going to work I'd make sure I would be.

2. If I ring something out for a customer and that particular item is not in the system and that customer replies with "Oh well it must be free today! Hahaha!" and then stand there smugly thinking he/she came up with something clever and original, I will punch that person in the face. I hear that stupid shit every day and it makes me sick.

3. The new Death Cab for Cutie is really good. A more critical review will follow soon.

4. My thoughts exactly, Roscoe.