I have lots to write about, plenty of time to do it, but no will to get it started. I like writing, I just don't get why I can't make myself do anything other than listen to Mitch Hedberg and play guitar.

But I think I found the perfect word to describe my disease: abulia

Exactly.

My Ode to Conlan

It's actually not even an ode, but more like an informal appreciation of your astute wisdom and keen social insight. You are my rock.